Teri Hatcher’s mean struggle

May 12, 2009 :: Posted by - Amalia :: Category - TV Gossip

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Teri Hatcher found it “difficult to be mean” while working on ‘Coraline’.

According to director Henry Selick, the ‘Desperate Housewives’ star could not bring herself to shout at her on-screen daughter Dakota Fanning – even though the pair were only voicing characters for the animated adventure.

He said: “Teri’s fantastic. She has a lot of range. The main thing with Teri was that it was difficult for her to be mean, because she has a great daughter and could never be that way to her own daughter.”

In the family adventure animation – which stars Dakota as the title character – Teri voiced the role of Coraline’s mother and her evil alter-ego Other Mother.

Despite struggling with the role initially, Henry – who also directed ‘James and the Giant Peach’ and ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ – says Teri quickly settled into the part.

He explained: “She was ready to take charge of the Other Mother at her most wicked and most evil. I think that was the most fun for her.”

Meanwhile, Henry was also impressed with 15-year-old Dakota’s professionalism.

He added to DigitalSpy: “I met with her one-on-one and it was fantastic – a young girl pulling at her hair and acting like a kid but talking like a seasoned pro. She brings an incredible range in her performance and believability. She’s very likeable without being sickly sweet and also very inspirational to the animators.”

Sourced via myparkmag.co.uk

Paid to party

May 12, 2009 :: Posted by - Amalia :: Category - Celebrity Gossip

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I really love new South African movies because it’s not that often we get to see people we can actually relate to on the big screen.

So, of course, I couldn’t miss the pre-release screening of White Wedding, which stars Rapulana Seiphemo and Kenneth Nkosi.

It was great to see singer Simphiwe Dana out. Her regal presence was still felt even when she was just chilling out in the corner with her friend during the snacks before the movie. But I guess if as an artist you don’t have a presence at all, you should quit the business and try your hand at something else.

Khumbul’ekhaya presenter Andile Carelse attended with her brother. She chatted about how surprised she was to find out that the length of the dress she wore at the South African Film and Television Awards a few months ago was such a big story.

I wondered why there were so many rappers from Skwatta Kamp at the do, then I found out that member Slikour’s company was also behind the screening. In the theatre, he decided to give a long and sincere speech before the movie started about how this was an opportunity for everyone to hang out.

It was sweet, but I think he went a little overboard when he started doing PR for his company (someone ended up having to grab the mike away from him). I guess he’s just generally got the gift of the gab.

Nevertheless, I loved the movie and recommend that everyone see it. It’s hilarious. — Ziphezinhle Msimango

Sourced via myparkmag.co.u

Ciara looking for love

May 11, 2009 :: Posted by - Amalia :: Category - Music Gossip

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The Love Sex Magic singer – who was recently romantically linked to rapper 50 Cent – is fully focused on her career, but would like someone to come and sweep her off her feet.

“I’m in love with my music, my music treats me good,” she said.

“But I would like to be in love. I think love is a beautiful thing, and you know it’s great to have real love, outside of just being in love with my music.”

Ciara recently filmed a steamy promo with Justin Timberlake for their duet Love Sex Magic and says she enjoyed getting up close and personal with the handsome singer.

“I’ve got to say, it was really all about having some fun with Justin, doing something unexpected for my fans. I don’t think they expected this collaboration from me,” added the 23-year-old beauty – who licked Justin during the promo.

“As for the lick, he doesn’t taste too bad! I have to say he gave me a little lick, too.”

Sourced via news24.com

‘I wanted Brad Pitt to play my lover’

May 11, 2009 :: Posted by - Amalia :: Category - TV Gossip

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Brad Pitt will star in the next Sex And The City movie, if Mario Cantone gets his way.

The actor – who plays Charlotte York Goldenblatt’s gay friend Anthony Marentino – would love the Hollywood heartthrob to play his lover in the latest big-screen version of the hit US TV show, but admits it’s an unrealistic request.

He told In Touch Weekly magazine: “I’ve always said I wanted Brad Pitt to play my lover, but that’s never going to happen because he’s much better looking. Either him or Ashton Kutcher!”

Mario has played Anthony since the third series of the TV show, when he appeared as Charlotte’s wedding planner.

Although Brad is unlikely to sign up, it was recently revealed Chris Noth will reprise his role as Mr Big in the new film.

The actor – who played Carrie Bradshaw’s love interest in the first film as well as all six TV series – will now join the rest of his co-stars in the sequel, after previously being the only major cast member who hadn’t signed a contract.

Sarah Jessica Parker, who plays fashion-obsessed writer Carrie, confirmed the news at the Tribeca Film Festival but wouldn’t elaborate on any of the stories, insisting: “I don’t know anything yet.”

The highly-anticipated film will be released on May 2010.

Sourced via tonight.co.za

Mark ‘The Ear’ Oberhardt’s sports gossip

May 07, 2009 :: Posted by - Amalia :: Category - Celebrity Gossip

SEVERAL readers pointed out why Darren Lockyer is so good. When the Knights scored a runaway try on Saturday, who was the one chasing? Yep, it was 300-game veteran Lockyer. And we hear Lockyer’s popularity throughout the NRL was again proven in the huge roar which greeted his arrival on the field. “It could easily have been Suncorp,” our Broncos man reported.

THE Ear has been bombarded with varying claims about the Ballymore redevelopment which were hard to reconcile. To put some things straight here is what I understand is the situation. The site is zoned “major sporting stadium and ancillary purposes and occasional events”. It is the appropriate use as deemed by the State Government. The proposed centre is over three floors not one floor and is not on current green space. More than 90 per cent of a redeveloped Ballymore would remain green space. There are no additional licensed club or office buildings proposed. The office space, under the eastern stand, is only for sporting bodies. The site would generate an enormous number of jobs and revenue. The local residents must be considered but the developers say they have every intention of doing that. The centre would be a great boost not just for sport but for the community.

INTERESTING to see after our story last month about concern on future sports grounds, the Queensland Sports Federation has signed a protocol with the Local Government Association and Clubs Queensland designed to enhance planning for community sport. A working group held its first meeting last month.

THE Ear has no flag to fly for Broncos Nick Kenny and Steve Michaels but this little story shows they are not alone in committing public folly. In my other life as a court reporter, I was in the No 1 Magistrates Court. The public gallery was spilling over outside when a prosecutor announced: “Anyone pleading guilty to public nuisance can sign a form and go – we’ll deal with you in your absence.” I’m not kidding, 60 of the 100 crowd left! Dare I say we should be look at the broader picture as you would be shocked at the professions of some of the 60.

PLENTY of people have asked whether the racing industry is getting anything from the new fixed-odd betting on all races. We put the question to UniTAB’s Brad Tamer who replied: “UniTAB has extended its fixed-price race coverage to incorporate all Australian thoroughbred meetings to satisfy customers’ demand for greater choice. UniTAB delivers funding back to the racing industry on all tote and fixed-price horse and greyhound race bets which in turn underwrites more than 90 per cent of prizemoney.”

OK, I will again be accused of labouring the point but good judges will tell you Marist Ashgrove’s Bryce Hegarty, the centre of a union- league tug of war, is an exceptional talent. But they say he wouldn’t be in the top six players they would chase for Reds contracts out of the current First XV crop. Let’s just hope the Reds sign a couple before others move in.

REDS Charlie Fetoai will have a special role at the GPS Oldies lunch on May 29. Charlie, who we are told is a barber in another life, will shave Reds board member Michael Glover’s head. Mike is settling a bet from the interstate game where he vowed to shave his head if the Reds lost.

BULLS medium pacer Chris Swan reckons best mate Ryan Harris is lucky he is with the IPL. Swan, who won a couple of one-day games by himself last summer, missed the Shield final because to groin soreness. He finally agreed to an adductor release last week after Harris convinced him the operation was a breeze and he would walk out of the theatre. Now struggling to hobble on crutches, Swan will be giving Harris plenty of of his own advice next time he sees him.

A CASE of who’s the boss in local rules circles. Southport football manager Jason Cotter has been reappointed state coach for a third year with Queensland to play Tasmania in Hobart on June 7. He has a new assistant this season Southport coach Craig Crowley. The duo are long time clubmates, having played in six premierships together, and the role reversal is not an issue.

A NICE touch when QUT and University played at Colmslie on Saturday. The sides played for the Ben Napier-Munn Memorial Shield. The shield is named in honour of Ben Napier-Munn, who died from a cardiomyopathy heart attack while playing for QUT in a Division 3 match against UQ in 1999. He was 20 years old. It was played exactly 10 years to the day since Ben’s tragic passing.

HIGH FLYERS: The great Artie Beetson was in the north as part of the Former Origin Greats Indigenous Employment and Careers Expo. We hear the big guy still hasn’t got over Cowboys’s Luke O’Donnell’s suspension for “sticking up for a mate”.

REMEMBER the name James Puautjimi – its a tough one, but the youngster has showed some special skills in the QAFL with the Thunder team and is on the radar of several AFL clubs.

OUR swimming golden girl Stephanie Rice is the top sportswoman in FHM’s 100 sexiest women in the world for 2009. OK, The Ear mentions her almost weekly but if only I were 30 years younger and 30kg lighter.

WHO says there are no goals in local soccer. My Logan City men report there were 67 goals scored in eight of their games last week.

FIREBIRDS Demelza McCloud and Tamsin Greenway took part in a challenge with forty ill kids in the Mater Hospital Starlight Foundation’s VIP EB Gaming Challenge.

ON NOTICE: Former netball star and TV commentator Liz Ellis didn’t miss New Zealand’s Magic after its shock loss to the Firebirds. Ellis was far from pleased with Magic’s after match performance.

THIS can’t be right as I am told the Miss Junior Rugby League Quest, which has its final on July 18, has run since 1972. The Ear can remember attending the first final and everyone knows I wasn’t even born in 1972.

THE Ear was at a rugger recent lunch where many rued the decision to fold the Redcliffe union club in the 1980s. It was therefore interesting to see the resurrected Demons beat arch rivals Wynnum in the Barber Cup.

IF your side is going bad, this will cheer you up. We are told the Mt Coolum golf club on the Sunshine Coast played the B grade pennants final – it was their seventh final in 10 years and the seventh time they have lost.

GOOD OIL: For those anonymous letter writers – yes, I am aware a Brisbane sports administrator’s marriage has broken up. I just find it sad and you can stop writing.

AND yes, I know a defeated candidate in a football club board election is looking at legal action after some allegations of vote rorting came to light recently.

INTERESTING to see some of the costs being lumbered on sports clubs. For instance the average increase in insurance costs for football clubs this season is up $10,000.

FIRST it was cigarettes, then alcohol and soon watch for a campaign to stop sports betting advertising on television and radio.

THE TRUTH HURTS: Racing and rugby league fans on the Gold Coast had every right to be angry when the Prime Minister’s Cup meeting clashed directly with the Titans-South Sydney game. Even Adelaide managed to have their blockbuster Port Adelaide-Adelaide AFL game at night after Takeover Target’s appearance in the Goodwood Hcp. Brisbane football fans had two big games at the weekend with the Lions and the Reds on at exactly the same time. The Ear has lost count of the times The Courier-Mail has suggested a sporting register at the start of each season. But that would make too much sense. It probably cost the Gold Coast venues a thousand fans each and in Brisbane it probably was only a couple of hundred. But in this day and age it is still big money.

ON THE SIDELINES: Much mirth when league star Trent Barrett put his back out lifting a lawnmower into a ute. But we hear a Queensland Cup star put his back out recently bending to tie his shoelaces. (See mate, we told you we wouldn’t tell anyone.)

RACING WHISPERS: Only QR’s Builder Bob Bentley could remain on the TAB board while his beloved cushion tracks remain a betting turnover albatross. (PS: I could nearly double cushion track turnover with three little moves – guess what they are BB.)

APPARENTLY, the cushion track woes are colleague Bart Sinclair and The Ear’s fault for bad publicity. Let’s get it straight I think cushion tracks are great training facilities and back up racetracks but they will never replace grass.

OUR man Tony Meany had every right to be cranky when the PM’s Cup protest was upheld. The big guy had tipped the First Four in the correct order but had to be content with tipping it boxed.

WHY is the The Ear’s old mate Phil Bate calling for the Stradbroke to be run on a cushion track? It might have something to do with him owning Braebrook who is a superstar on the Caloundra cushion.

WE loved the quip from 4TAB’s John Letts that Takeover Target’s visit to Adelaide was bigger than Frank Sinatra playing there. Pity is Takeover won’t be coming to Queensland.

13 Questions With Jason Whitlock

May 07, 2009 :: Posted by - Amalia :: Category - Celebrity Gossip

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13 Questions With Jason Whitlock

RCS: A few weeks ago, we started an interview with CBS’s Gregg Doyel by congratulating him for being the second-most-clicked-on writer featured on RealClearSports. Your pieces are the most clicked on. What do you attribute your popularity to?

Whitlock:
Good headlines. Editors who allow me to be very different. Media outlets that let me take difficult stances. A column approach that demands trying to write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Tuesday. A willingness to address sensitive issues in an honest, raw fashion. Good instincts. Consistency. Unafraid to publicly admit when I’m wrong. I work hard to maintain credibility with readers.

RCS: Your willingness to admit when you’re wrong is something we want to ask about. You certainly have an inclination to call a spade a spade, which is probably part of your appeal. In other words, you’ve never shied away from controversy: Lupica. Mariotti. Playboy, Scoop Jackson, etc. But recently you did something that sports column readers have rarely seen: you used your column space to apologize to Yahoo! columnist Dan Wetzel for what you wrote about his and Adrian Wojnarowski’s investigative piece on the UConn basketball violations.

Under those particular circumstances, why did you find an on-the-record, print apology necessary?

Whitlock: I’ve written plenty of public apologies in the Kansas City Star. That was just the first one I wrote for Foxsports.com. I was dead wrong. Wetzel wrote me a great e-mail pointing out why I was wrong. I made the mistake in print, why not admit it in print? When you write strong opinions, admitting your mistakes enhances your credibility. I’m not talking about a prediction of a game. I wrote a critical column about Josh Freeman when he was a sophomore quarterback at Kansas State. The harshness of the column was accentuated when a filing snafu chopped off the first two paragraphs, destroying the context of the criticism. Anyway, I wrote an apology/clarifying column three days later. No one asked. The column just didn’t sit right with me. Josh Freeman’s dad called me and thanked me. Another time I wrote a series of columns demanding that Kansas State retain its basketball coach Jim Woolridge for one more season. The school kept him and Woolridge’s last year was a disaster. I acknowledged my stupidity in print. That’s two examples I can think of off the top of my head. I always react to new information, new insight. I hate it when people refuse to admit when they’re wrong. We bash coaches and executives for their unwillingness to admit a mistake. I don’t want to be a hypocrite.

RCS: In that apology to Wetzel, you also wrote something interesting about your entire body of work. “[O]ne of the flaws of my column-writing style is that it’s impossible to just parachute into one column and come close to understanding my total perspective. Occasional (and unsophisticated) readers of my column reach many inaccurate conclusions. It amazes me the seemingly equal number of readers who are convinced that an unchecked anti-white or anti-black bias drives the content of my column.”

For a novice Whitlock reader, who wants to understand your perspective comprehensively, how should such a reader begin to approach your work?

Whitlock: A novice would have to withhold judgment for six months to a year. Just read, enjoy and don’t jump to any major conclusions about an agenda he/she might suspect I have. I don’t have an agenda. I’m on a journey, following the little pieces of truth I discover wherever they lead. You parachute into a column, read a line bashing Sarah Palin and you think I’m a hardcore Democrat. You parachute into a column, read a line criticizing something Barack Obama said, and you think I’m a Republican. You read for a year and you figure out I hate politics and politicians.

RCS:
In our interview with Doyel, we asked him if there was a place for subtlety in sports writing. To which he responded, “There’s definitely a place in this business for subtlety, but only if the writer is talented enough to pull it off. And the bar is awfully high on that. Joe Posnanski clears that bar. Me, I trip over the thing. It hits me in the groin. I don’t have that sort of literary talent, but what I do have is the guts to write what I’m thinking, and to write it in the most direct way possible.” In describing your own writing, you’ve said, “I come at things from a totally different perspective from most columnists. I throw heat, and I throw a knuckleball.”

On your journey — by sometimes throwing heat, sometimes knuckleballs — would you say that you’ve tried to achieve both subtlety and directness in your body of work, or perhaps something else entirely?

Whitlock: There are many different ways to be direct. You can be direct with humor and sarcasm. You can be direct by doing a shitload of reporting and writing a 5,000-word opinion piece damning America’s incarceration rate. You can be direct by asking the right questions at the right time. I prefer directness. It matches my personality. Every pitch I throw I’m trying to get it over the plate so that people can understand exactly what I’m saying. I throw different pitches in hopes that my column remains compelling.

RCS: About those 5,000 words. On the cover of Playboy Magazine’s June 2008 issue, the second most provocative item — aside from the bikini-clad cover girl — was a teaser titled “The Black KKK by Jason Whitlock.” Most journalists and writers, attracted by more than three million subscribers — about the same as Newsweek, Sports Illustrated and TV Guide — jump at the opportunity just to have their work published in Playboy. But you were livid. The 5,000 words you wrote for Playboy were about prison politics and policy, not “The Black KKK.” In fact, the words “Black KKK” never even appeared in the piece.

Since then, we’ve seen many print publication models collapse as well as with a few publications themselves. If even a magazine as naturally provocative as Playboy has to find new, less-than-honest ways to sell magazines, would it have been, upon reflection, more effective to get your message across through an online outlet?

Whitlock: Great, great question. Problem is I liked the Playboy platform because guys in the joint read Playboy and generally don’t have access to the Internet. I wanted the piece to resonate with people inside those institutions. Print publications are desperate for relevancy and traction. It seems like once every other month some print magazine will put something on its cover specifically to create controversy, especially racial controversy. I wish I had chosen a different print publication. But Playboy contacted me. In retrospect, they chose me because they know I’m not afraid of racial controversy. They let me pick my topic and probably just assumed what I’d write. I gave ‘em something better than what they expected, so rather than kick it back, they just went with their preconceived presentation, which included a house-written sidebar that had nothing to do with what I wrote. You live and learn.

RCS: A few months back we interviewed Jay Mariotti, during which he reflected on his decision to leave the Chicago Sun-Times, “Sadly, we’re going to see numerous newspapers fold in 2009 and beyond. If a writer thinks his paper is in trouble, it probably is. And by all means, get your butt out of Dodge, because that paper certainly isn’t going to care about you when it decides to pull the cord. Problem is, if several dozen writers and editors are out on the street in a few months, who’s going to hire them all? At the moment, there’s only a handful of quality sports Web sites — AOL, ESPN, Yahoo, SI and Fox are a few. It’s like a game of musical chairs: When the music stops, who’s sitting and who’s not?”

As one of only a few sports writers who works for both a major local outlet and a major national outlet, you have a unique perspective on the future of media. Is Mariotti correct that, if you’re working for a newspaper or print publication in trouble, you should find another job as quickly as possible?

Whitlock: Man, that’s a tough question. I love being a newspaper columnist. But I can’t answer this question honestly. I have strong opinions about this issue that are better left unstated. Newspapers are drowning on arrogance. Can we be saved? I don’t see any less arrogance.

RCS: At RealClearSports, investigative reporting is something that fascinates us because its future seems so tenuous. There is a concern that as newspapers fade away so will quality investigative reporting. You, however, have powerfully criticized the work Selena Roberts, a New York Times sports columnist and investigative reporter, for what she has written about the Duke Lacrosse team as well as what she has most recently written about Alex Rodriguez’s alleged use of steroids in high school. You wrote, “Roberts’ book is a long-winded blog. Why it’s being treated as an unimpeachable piece of journalism can only be explained by the cushy position she’s been handed by The New York Times, ESPN and Sports Illustrated and the unchallenged institutional bias found within the elite sports media institutions.”

It seems ironic, but serious online outlets like Yahoo! Sports are producing quality investigative reporting; and a New York Times journalist, from your perspective, is producing — to put it mildly — less than the quality investigative reporting. If this continues, do you think investigative sports reporting will to have be sustained by new “elite sports media institutions”?

Whitlock: I’m very excited by what Yahoo! Sports is doing with college sports. It appears those guys want to be the Bible on college sports and aggressively challenge the NCAA. That’s a good brand for them. I’ll be interested in seeing what AOL/Fanhouse does as it continues to evolve. Investigative journalism is dying. It’s like good policing. Cases go from red (crime) to green (overtime pay) to black (solved cased). Good journalism is expensive. Newspapers aren’t paying anymore. Most sports web sites are tied to a television network and most television networks are in business with a sports league and that stands in the way of objective journalism. Also let me clarify my position on Selena Roberts’ book. It’s a celebrity-gossip book. These sorts of books get written about Hollywood celebs all the time. The problem with Roberts’ book is the way ESPN and all the other mainstream, allegedly serious media outlets have treated it like a great piece of journalism. CBS and Katie Couric, for example, don’t lead the evening news with the allegations in the latest Britney Spears unauthorized biography. Bob Costas sat down with Roberts and treated her like she was Woodward and Bernstein. She didn’t even write the second coming of Game of Shadows. She wrote the Game of Innuendo. Skip Bayless should’ve interviewed her on Third and 10.

RCS: In your Leftover Truths column, you said that you were “still waiting for sports blogs to police themselves,” citing the fact that “no one in the blog world or in the print media world attempted to level a penalty against [Deadspin editors] Will Leitch or AJ Daulerio for the crime [of] posting the man-laws-breaking gossip in the first place, [Stu Scott’s text messaging].” Except for you.

Then recently, you suggested that as America’s first Racial Apology Czar, Stu Scott may be “allowed to whip Leitch and Daulerio’s asses on national television.”

As we said before, you’re currently the single most popular professional sports columnist. By choosing to react to Deadspin instead of, for example, another sports columnist, are you elevating sports bloggers?

Whitlock: I don’t have a problem with sports bloggers. I don’t mind elevating them. I don’t mind reacting to them. I’m glad they’re out there. Occasionally they do really good stuff. It would be silly to ignore them. They influence the sports conversation. If someone writes something interesting on a sports blog I read, I’ll post a response under my name. I’m a sports fan. No different from most of the bloggers. What Leitch and AJ did was an extreme act of cowardice. It bothered me that no one called them out on it. My read is/was that most of the media grew afraid of Deadspin out of fear of being ridiculed, fear that Leitch or AJ might look through their garbage in hopes of uncovering some dirt. I say expose ‘em. I wish that Buzz Bissinger had asked me a few questions before going on Costas Now. He fired the wrong ammo. Leitch is an assclown. It’s not a coincidence that traffic on the site has gone through the roof once he and promotion of piss-poor book were de-emphasized. The guy pulled off one of the greatest scams in the history of journalism, parlaying pictures of drunk athletes into a Sports Illustrated profile and a gig at the New York Magazine. Only in America.

RCS: We’re in the midst of a massive media realignment, during which it has been difficult to determine which sports columnists have the most influence. Excluding yourself, which sports writers do you think have the most influence, and how do you determine that?

Whitlock: Good question. When I was at the Final Four this year you could really sense the dramatic shift in power from newspaper columnists to Internet columnists. Guys like Wetzel, Mark Kriegel, Pat Forde, Gregg Doyel and Mike Freeman are the new power players. Bill Simmons is my favorite columnist. He stays in his lane. I love him at this time of the year, NBA playoffs. He shamed Doc Rivers into sitting down Tony Allen in Game 7. Simmons predicted early on that the Bulls-Celtics would be an all-time classic. Bill Simmons knows the NBA as well as anybody in the country. And that knowledge shows up in his writing in an extremely entertaining way. Wetzel knows college basketball better than anybody. Kriegal has boxing on lock and a biographer’s eye for putting events in context. Forde is the truth on college football and basketball. In this age, you better have a niche, an area of expertise, a sport or an issue you write better than everyone else. For different reasons, Jay Glazer (news) and Peter King (insight) own the NFL. The era of general columnist is dead. The Internet killed the general sports columnist. People want specific things and they expect to get it.

RCS: During the election, you dove into the political fray with a column about how Sarah Palin attracted you to politics and how she lost your respect. In fact, you wrote, “I spend hours every day reading realclearpolitics.com.”

Do you still read political columns? And if so, who are the ones you most admire?

Whitlock: I honestly only read political stuff that relates to Palin now. I went cold turkey on all the political blogs. Huffington Post, RedState and RealClearPolitics don’t get clicks from me these days. I visit your site, TheBigLead, Deadspin and SportsJournalists.com. I don’t like politics or politicians. Sarah Palin captured my imagination. She is, as best I can remember, the only attractive woman I’ve ever passionately disliked.

RCS: You talked earlier about your inclination as a writer to be direct. Well, in the most clicked-on column of last week, you were very direct. You opined that Herm Edwards was the biggest loser of the NFL Draft. “Herm Edwards, the rookie ESPN analyst and fondly regarded as the Human Sound Bite as an NFL head coach, turned in a disastrous and distracting performance during the two-day NFL draft. Edwards was so bad that my sources in Dallas reported that Emmitt Smith could be heard shouting: ‘I would’ve have did a better job!’”

If not Herm Edwards, who would you have liked to see give Draft Day analysis?

Whitlock: Emmitt Smiff would be at the top of my list. Seriously, all I need is Mel Kiper, Todd McShay, Tom Jackson and Chris Berman. That’s my draft dream team. Berman and Jackson have awesome football chemistry. Kiper and McShay are terrific. Former coaches who still want to coach are extremely reluctant to say anything. If you need a Day II team, I’m good with Kiper, McShay, Jaws and Trey Wingo/Suzie Kolber. Jaws loves football, and I know he does his homework. Wingo is a good host. Kolber is my favorite anchor, a beautiful woman who actually knows the game.

RCS: We can’t end this interview without talking about the renewed vibe in Kansas City. With the Royals currently leading the A.L. Central after five straight sub-.500 seasons (and a losing record in 13 of the past 14 years), and a completely rebuilt Chiefs franchise (new GM Scott Pioli, new head coach Todd Haley and new QB Matt Cassel), is Kansas City slowly stepping down from the ledge, and actually becoming optimistic about its sports teams?

Whitlock: I just watched the Royals move to 15-11 as I responded to your questions. Zack Greinke made 20,000-plus fans show up at Kauffman Stadium on a Monday night. He did not disappoint, going nine innings for a complete-game shutout victory. I can’t remember the last time I watched an entire Royals game on TV from start to finish without ever flipping channels once. Zack the Ripper is must-see TV. I have no clue what’s going to happen with the Chiefs. They have a lot of work to do. But I am starting to believe the Royals are going to make me an intense baseball fan for the first time since I was like 15. I’ve already attended five Royals games this season. I probably went to five in two years before this season. I just had a feeling this team would be interesting. JoPo writes the hell out of baseball. I’m going to stay out of his way and still get my piece of this action. Baseball is so every day that it’s a real relief to have the Royals take a stab at relevancy. It will make the summer fly by.

RCS: Alright, last question. A few months ago, Tony Kornheiser announced on PTI that he was pregnant. PTI creator Erik Rydholm guessed you were the father. Were you disappointed — or perhaps jealous — to discover that it was Tim Kurkjian’s baby?

Whitlock: Man, this is the first I’ve heard of this. That’s funny. Yes, I’m pissed. Tony better not be cheating on me. Tim Kurkijan isn’t even Tony’s type!!!! Those guys are great. Tony, Mike, Erik, Matthew Kelliher, Tony Reali, Dan Dan Le Batard and that whole group have gone out of their way to show me support even though I’m thought to be at odds with ESPN. There aren’t that many people within the industry who get me. The PTI gang does, and when they don’t, they’re not afraid to ask me to explain myself. They have real confidence, which comes from having real talent.